'Ello, welcome to my Weasyl (holy shit). Please follow standard procedure and everything will be fine.

I love a good conversation. However if you contact me with the sole purpose to murrypurryroleplay with me, you will be blocked (bitch!).
Hugs are welcome! But if you're going to be an asshole about it, or anything below the belt, it's a one way ticket to HELL (blocked).

If you find yourself stumbling across my page then I guess it's for a good reason! you sick fucks. <3