Strange isn't it? You've somehow stumbled into my little-known realm and now your wasting this time reading this particular sentence, one which I have purposefully dragged out for no reason whatsoever, except perhaps for the mere purpose of including this segment between two commas that you are just about to finish reading right about now, and you should probably cease reading right here and now, as well as forcefully skipping to the next sentence before I start polluting this one with something as absurdly obscure as a comment about the the Anglo-Zanzibar war, which lasted roughly 40 minutes, or so, and because for some reason you STILL wish to convey to yourself the utterly ridiculous amount of time you have on your hands to have made it all the way to the word bananas, in fact I think you even have the nerve to go as far as apples, oranges, and oh, this sentence doesn't end just yet, however you'll hopefully find satisfaction in hearing that this sentence does in fact end with the word mingegurgle.

Ah, where was I... Oh yes! You. The one who's reading this stupid mess!
I suppose your still reading this because your expecting me to tell you something about this page—and...well...there's really nothing too mind-bogglingly enthralling here, of course other than the question of why, of all the things on the internet, did you come here to this sentence just to wind up reading the word cheesecake?