OMFAG - Oh My Fucking Amazing God that is
Omfag is a monstrous tauric creature with two mouths, four arms and four legs and is worshipped by people around just because Omfag is bigger than its human worshippers
people believe that Omfag is able to bring them something divine like (they don't even know what) and that it's able to control the universe and stuff so they bring it sacrifices and goods, though the only Omfag's power is its size so it can't do anything besides accepting all the worship and sadly keep silent about the impossibilities of all things magic and great.