Based on a real life experience I had at work. I was trying to call Federal Express about some kind of shipping question, I forget what it was now, and I was mildly surprised when a super energetic voice came on sounding really happy. I assumed they just changed their message, but it went quickly downhill from there into very racy material when I realized I had accidentally dialed into a phone sex line. Anyway, I thought it would make a hilarious One Piece cartoon, as they use snails as telephone, and the "receiving" snail mimics the expressions of the "sending" snails, which would make for a really interesting experience.
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The snail, classic.