cowtato asked for some random draws here. While I don't know if she counts as a character, Dee has drawn this lucky cat saying out of context things from DnD, and I thought this one fit the mood.

I was DMing a Pathfinder session and one of my friends, an evil assassin with an invisibility spell and a rediculous sneak skill, managed to get a hide check of 78 in the same square as a drow leader. They proceeded to use an assassin only feat to "study her ass" for two rounds so that they could instant kill her with a single strike...in the ass. If they weren't already evil aligned I'd have probably called an alignment penalty of some sort.

They then proceeded to stealth kill a PC in the middle of combat with the drow forces, follow the party out in stealth and travel along side of them ala Frodo and the one true ring style for three weeks, spotted only on one occation to take credit and brag about killing a sea dragon, until they "ended the session" by throwing a collapsable tower at a queen.

And that is the story of the last time I ever DMed...