Be forewarned! The content within is shamelessly vulgar at best, and vehemently juvenile at its worst. Patrons of potty humor, we welcome you with soggy arms; those who would scoff at the scatological, we advise you to turn your noses away.
This was a dramatic reading of a review of the Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears on Amazon.com, which have now become notorious because of their secondary purpose as a powerful colon cleanser. Many of the reviewers gleefully elaborated on their experiences, and this one review was so glorious, I felt it necessary to perform a dramatic reading of it.
Hope you enjoy~