After stopping at a his favorite brothel to brand a prostitute, Neil Patrick Harris dropped Mike Awesomerocks off at Cerulean City. Mike tried to go to the gym but the gym leader was out and about, so after playing some video games at Best Buy he decided to check out the north of town. As he approached a large bridge however he was stopped by a blockade of five trainers.

"Hey!” said a trainer in a foreign uniform, “We're challenging all trainers passing by this way. If you beat all five of us we'll give you a golden nugget!"

"Hey! How about you fuck off. I'm busy," Mike retorted.

"You can't deny a challenge from..." all five lined up in various ludicrous poses, "...THE GINYU FORCE!"

"Yes I can, I said 'fuck off,'" Mike said with slight irritation.

"Lets see how you stand against RECOOM!" cried one with red hair and mental retardation. He charged at Michael and a powerful kick which, aided by Recoom's retard-strength, sent him flying off into various cliffs. With the aid of the magic of crossover fanfiction Mike grunted for a solid minute, was engulfed in an air-flame, and flew back at Recoom, headbutting him in the stomach and breaking his armor. Recoom staggered to his feet and waved his hands at Mike, hurling a pink bolt of energy. Mike deflected it with a wave of his hand, sending the bolt flying into the distance, causing a neat explosion! Mike then rushed in and flung Recoom at the little green one.

"That's two down, Ginyu!" Michael Awesomerocks yelled.

"Lets see how you stand against whatever the hell the blue and red one are called!" Ginyu retorted. Both the aforementioned baddies attacked Mike but the fanfiction vortex was still active and dropped a Gundam on them before they had a chance to close the distance.

With just one opponent left, Mike jumped into the air over the Gundam, "KA...ME..."

"NO! I cannot be defeated! I'm Captain Ginyu!"

"HA...ME..."

"Kamehameha wasn't even Japanese, he was an Hawa-"

"HA!" Michael's energy wave blasted Ginyu several solar systems away, leaving a huge crater that would probably be repaired by the time he was ready to fight the gym leader. Mike landed on what used to be the end of the bridge and a Team Rocket member approached him.

"Congratulations, you've defeated the 5 challengers! Here's your prize!" The stranger handed over a nugget.

"Thanks!" said Mike while scratching the back of his head and laughing.

"Would you like to join Team Rocket? We're always looking for strong trainers."

"No," said Mike.

"I'm afraid I must insist."

"No," said Mike.

"You don't understand. I'm Frieza, lord of everything. You will join my personal army or DIE!"

"No," said Mike.

"Very well then, you leave me no choice. It's rare that I transform anymore." Frieza turned into a white bald guy with a tail, "Now, YOU DIE!" He shot a death beam at Mike.

Mike was hit hard but his Saiyan blood caused him to just get stronger, so strong in fact he became a SUPER SAIYAN! He got up with golden hair all spiky and his shirt ripped with scratched skin. "IT'S OVEEEER FRIIIIEEEZAAAAA!" Mike screamed as he yelled so loud his power levels caused the nearby rocks to shatter. Frieza made this red and black glowing energy ball like a nuclear bomb but more powerful and was putting all his energy in it when Mike was like "AW HELL NAW!" and started making his own SPIRIT BOMB!

Frieza launched his energy ball at Mike and there was an explosion so big the camera had to pan out to the entire northern hemisphere but Mike was still standing there after the dust cleared with his spirit bomb. After 30 minutes or so of building it (Frienza was too scared to move) he fired the spirit bomg and an explosion so big happeend that the camera panned out to the whole world and like all of america exploded but Mike was still there and frieza lost his tail so he flew up in his space ship and got repaired but mike didn't know that so he continued on to the sea cottage as the fanficiton crossover vortex swallowed the Ginyus and the gundam and various pokeman and mike's hair into it then disappeared.
Michael Awesomerocks then approached a nearby sea cottage.