I'd turn mine in, but I need something to jimmy locks with.

"Why would anyone want to hang on to one of these, again?"

I dunno. Seems to come with a lot of crappy rules combined with a requirement to act like a dickweed. Seems pretty crap to me. I don't get these exclusive clubs.

Because other guys set fire to you if you don't have one.

It's a fucking terrible card and I hope that one day, our society dumps them all into a bonfire.

Likes those Mishka videos
THIS POINT IS DEBATABLE I'd like some examples
Likes pastel colors
I'll PLAY sports but sports on tv is boring
Iron Giant makes me cry
Depends on the topic

Because cave men like Steve Harvey, like to make you feel inferior for not owning one. Mine was revoked from a young and I've never felt better. ^^

Can I have that one? I got mine taken away a long time ago.

Now I can't get into the special special Man Parties anymore. It's all slumber and tea parties for me...

You can use it in Pokemon, where it counts as a double-colorless energy card.

When they found out Byte Fantail was a c-boy they took his man card but he was still allowed at the parties ;)

Careful, Ted Nugent is nearby and probably worried sick.

if that is a man card, i lost mine ages ago. i only qualify on the pastel thing XD

With a man card you get access to the Man Club!

Well how else will they access this "male privilege" thing I keep hearing about without some kind of ID?

Damn, I guess I'm a woman?

That explains why I was never issued one.

Hmmm... I want to see what rules a woman card would have now

I had mine, but I left it in my jeans pocket when I put it in the washing machine. Now it's all red mush.

Heh, mine was gone years ago. I can't stand sports. My favorite color is a dark pink or magenta. When stressed I make myself cry so I get the stress out and feel better.

Never needed the man card, and no one bugs me about it. But that might be because they know I don't give a rats ass about what they think on the subject. x3

I used to have a Man card, but it expired and I never bothered to take the test again.

I never got mine. Think i'm doing okay though.

I actually saw a gift card that just had "MAN CARD" printed on it at home depot.
I was super tempted to get one simply so I could literally "turn in my man card"

Threw mine out ages ago. Not enough perks involved in membership and I was too big a fan of pastel colors and hated sports too much.

Man cards, I'm so glad I don't have one. I fail all these rules so hard :3

Mine is here somewhere..

All you need to be a man is Honor
Honor and a penis

I think you put that on Machop to evolve him into Machamp. I could be wrong though.

This is a controlled information leak and disinformation.

It's rather that you do ALL those things but never allow any girls to know that you do. If they are allowed to know who you are, they might relate and get the idea that you are equal or something.

I'm a Brony so I am automatically unqualified to have that card.