Chapter 15: It’s Captain Fat-belly and the Bitchy Tailor from Hell!; Day 199

Fox was finding he had not only pushed his old Starfox Uniform to the limit from his trip with the Earthwalkers, but his Captains Suit was faring even WORSE since now his food intake was reaching a point he was going through outfits regularly. He had no choice but to make weekly visits to the on-board tailor, due to his last suit breaking…

He was never a fan of this, not only was it humiliating to have his suits burst from the seams on a regular basis, but the on-board tailor was a bitch, but not JUST because she was a dog. She was all kinds of snarky and nosy, something Fox absolutely hated. The first thing she said was “Hello Captain Blubberbutt, how are you?”

“My name is Fox McCloud. We’ve been over this already, Ms. Spaniel,” Fox complained. “Whatever,” she replied so nonchalantly, “So what happened this time? Too many VIP dinners again? Try to eat a rude passenger? Aspiring to be the ‘Before’ Shot in a Weight Loss Magazine? ”

“NONE!” Fox complained as he kept trying to keep Ms. Spaniel on focus, “Now can you just PLEASE help me replace my suits!? This is Bad enough as it is!”

Ms. Spaniel replied with “Sure, Captain Fat-belly!” This all too chipper attitude only served to make Fox angrier and even consider eating Ms. Spaniel for real just to get even. However, before Fox could finally compose himself for the measurements, Ms. Spaniel asked one last question. “You want me to make some suits the next few sizes up? Since lets be real. You’ll need them soon enough.”

Fox couldn’t decide what he hated more, Ms. Spaniel’s chipper attitude mocking him or that she was more than likely right?