Our names are Super Kami Guru and Nail. (This is a rp account for Super Kami Guru from DragonBallZAbridged)
Hi I'm Super Kami Guru and I'm the guy who's not judging you based off your appearance.

Quotes
Naaiiil!!
I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass chee- Nail. There is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
Just don't steal the tv
Nail. Gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma tv
Oh, so he calls himself 'God'. Pretentious prick.
Do I look Catholic to you?
Naiiiiiiiil, take his coat!
Naiiil. Don't take his coat.
Oh. Hello. I'm Super Kami Guru. And I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance.
Please. Nail isn't afraid of you. He is the strongest of our race!
Yeah. Nail's gonna destroy your sorry ass! They wouldn't be able to air it on the news because it'll be sooooo BRUTAL!
Hush Nail! I'm speaking for you.
Leave my brother out of this!
Nail. Listen to me. You are Namek's number one son. A prodigy child. You have been trained in the ancient ways! I believe in you.
Yes, Nail. Now show him the staggering spirit of Namek, and waste his smug ass!
...Fool, If I had trained him in the new way, he might have stood a chance.
NAIL! Our visitors from earth require your assistance. You must go help them
No. I would have Dende