Woke up last morning with not much to do for the day, so I decided to write a story! It's got growth, medieval warfare (kinda!), a bit of macro/micro fun, and some pretty corny accents. And a gargoyle! Because gargoyles are cool.

p.s.: I encourage critique, and any grammatical, spelling, etc errors that are pointed out to me will be most welcome! Unless, that's...like...your whole comment. Proofed a few times myself and had some friends help, but nobody's perfect!