I'm a guy.

SIT BACK DOWN -- I'm not done yet.

I'm also relatively Vanilla.

Pause for dramatic effect... For those of you that are still here, let me digress.

I'm experimental, I'll try it, probably won't see the sense in it and will probably never do it again (for my benefit) but I'm not entirely closed minded and I'm certainly not the type to judge. If it makes you happy and you're not hurting anyone or yourself by any definition or shoving it down people's throats, especially mine, do whatever the fuck you like, though expect my opinion if you'd listen.

Now, for those of you to whom sex isn't important or the be-all, end-all, let's go on to more interesting matters.

I'm not an artist. Hell no. Sure I can tell you what's wrong with and what to do with your art and speak as if I know shit.

But I don't know shit.

The closest thing I have to any sort of creative outlet is writing and as I'm sure you've noticed or will come to know in the future I don't have a firm grasp on Grammar. I consider it to be better than most, but most are too busy picking burgers out of their ass and eating them to worry about the words that drool out of their mouth or how they slam their faces against the keyboards/mobile device/toaster in the hopes of articulating some form of coherent sentence that isn't suffixed or prefixed with 'lol'.

I'm also a hypocrite, but I'm trying.

Ultimately you will never see me post art here unless it's something someone has done for me and hasn't taken the proper measures themselves at getting the attention it deserves for it which is, more often than not, never.

So I suppose you want to know what I mean by "writing" being my creative outlet. Let me just stop you right there from demanding I publish my fine literary magnum opi such as "That time I took a killer dump and cried afterward" or "I totally got to third base once but not really because it was cold I swear". I've never once nor do I plan in the near future to publish my work and this goes for the fanfiction.nets and whatever you kids use these days too. Basically my creative reach extends as far as roleplay regardless of GM'ing or not. (In the cases where I do, I go all out. Ask me about my three thousand page codex.)

No, I probably don't want to roleplay with you, erotic or otherwise.

In my spare time, I game. I've gamed since I first got my hands on a Sega Genesis and played Altered Beast and never looked back. (#NinetysFurries)
I am part of the Glorious PC Master Race, play your dirty consoles, I'll tolerate it, just don't expect me to go any further than a Nintendo 3DS and that's pushing it if only for the Pokemans and the Phoenix Wrights.

"So why should I pay attention to you, care what you have to say or even acknowledge that you truly exist and are not just an anthropomorphic mass of tentacles creating accounts at the speed of light to take every half decent user name known to man kind as some sort of giant alien conspiracy against the World Wide Web" -- I hear the voices in my head scream.

Pht, I dunno. How you even got here is strange... Go away.