While we're at it, let's also get some of that gluten free water. I know what you're thinking- "Sydney, Isn't all water gluten free?" Probably, but did you know some shampoos contains gluten? Yeah, all the more reasons to not eat shampoo.
Oh he is definitely still moping, look at those big pouty eyebrows- that is the face of "I'm gonna sit in the corner and think about what YOU'VE done" eyebrows
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As someone who has an actual gluten intolerance... wait- PLEASE DO NOT EAT SHAMPOO???