By superboo on FA

Paulrevere1991's Karen comes to my kobold Rii-Jah for some discount, preferably disposable, clothing ("Totally not looted from the bodies of dead adventurers" ™).

Rii-Jah: "What happened to last weeks set?"
Karen: "They got....lost?"
Rii-Jah: "At this rate, you might get bulk discount -- no, no, Rii-jah didn't mean that kind of bulk...! Please not to hurt me."