A bit of seduction: "How about you pour me a stiff drink and then we go 'round back and I give you something stiff."

Garth being classy: "I can scratch it 'cause nobody's around. Okay, a few folks are around, but they're not lookin'."

Sniffing and listening: "Hmm, something going on in the kitchen. Is that apple? Maybe a little skunk? Nope, plenty of skunk. Is Cole making apple pie?"

Wardrobe malfunction: "Oh shoot. No, I mean don't shoot! Duels have timeouts, right?"

Angry: Damn Slippery Sid had to go rob the bank while I was trying to nap. I've got a cell with his name on it."

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