OMM relaxing in a hammock: "A fur coat and a brisk autumn breeze is absolutely de-lightful."

OMM with his hat off: "You're very welcome Miss."

OMM getting ready to spray: "Jed, you had your chance to make amends, but that ship's done pass."

OMM frazzled: What in tarnation? Where all them cookies go?"

OMM doing a little jig: "Well fry my hide, ain't this a purdy lil' ditty!"

I am amazing at writing with a country accent, as you can see. Rated moderate for tobacco use.

Art by http://www.furaffinity.net/user/spookaboo