Pregnant Raccoon: Uh…excuse me. Hi, I’d like to know if I can sign up for the Maternity Swimming and Exercise class.
Instructor: Oh…wow…um…I’m sorry but I don’t think we have enough room in the pool for you.
Pregnant Raccoon: Oh, so I take it you have enough students in the class then?
Instructor: Uh…yeah...let’s say that.

The swimming instructor at the local fitness center was a bit surprised to see someone as pregnant as this woman. In truth, the instructor could have made some room in the pool for her, but she would have had to pull out three or four other expectant mothers just to squeeze in the rather bountiful raccoon. Oh well, I guess there’s always private lessons, right?

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