Hey. My plane landed. Off to the hotel now.

It’s hot as hell here. You were right. Gonna hit the beach.

Still hot here. Is it snowing back home yet?

Gonna go get a beer. You want one? LOL

Thanks for the swimsuit. I’m wearing it now. Kinda tight, though.

Waves are boring. Might go swim. Did Simon finally get laid?

Really? His parents? That sucks. He’s got the worst luck. Speaking of luck, maybe I’ll get laid here.

Maybe not. No one seems to be online around here.

The beach is boring. Wish you were here. At least it’d be fifty percent less boring.

Uh. Not what I meant. Yer a great conversationalist. Really.

No. I’m not being sarcastic.

Going to get another beer.

Nearly ran into this hyena dude on the way back to my beach towel. Almost made me drop my phone. Seriously. Like, rude.

I dunno. People are stupid.

God, I’m bored here.