FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
This public health authority is warning citizens that a new strain of corvidaevirus has begun to appear in your community. This illness, known herein as CORVID-19, can result in permanent effects unless treated immediately.
Effects of this ailment include but are not limited to the following:
Citizens are reminded that they should regularly wash their paws, practice social distancing, or immediately report to the nearest assessment centre should they experience any of the above CORVID-19 symptoms.