What's this? A fat, garishly-dressed rabbit hopping down a bunny trail? What a deliciously easy meal for a weasel like me! Yum yum! Urp. A bit on the sweet side...

Wait... my front teeth! They're so big! My paws! They're big and soft and fluffy now! Don't tell me that was the for-real Easter Bunny, and now that he's gone, I have to take his place. Oh, my handsome wardrobe! I can't possibly go around dressed like this!

Wait. My mind... it's getting... fuzzier... making me... want to hop around... spread Easter joy... Easter treats and Easter candy! Hippity-hoppity, let's give everyone a hoppy Easter!