How to make your bff and totally not a crush snivelakian happy? Step 1: Give him nice tankard of Grog. Step 2: Wait for effect kick in and try flirt or joke terribly. Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit. Also happy belated International Talk Like a Pirate-day, have some Pierre Le Fer, our local pirate extraordinaire with Resari who may or may had not stole his hat.

Pierre Le Fer belongs to Insomniac.