DAY 29 OF OC-TOBER: Liliane de Valleé

I must say, birds are terribly bothersome creatures; especially ones who do not know, or care, to avoid what may kill them. Such as taking a bite of a monarch butterfly, beautiful but rather nasty tasting. It comes from milkweed, which happens to be a nice addition to my tea! But enough trivia, some people, like these pest, do not know when to simply stay away. No, they must insist on flocking about, being rude, and territorial – some even impersonates! How insulting!

Ah, no matter. Such nuisance will just have to be taken care of. In a very slow, excruciating manner by my hands. After all, it is the best method in teaching others on how to behave accordingly if they do not want to be next in my execution.

• Liliane de Valleé the Schrödinger's cat
• Artwork
-- Belongs to Radical-Alex