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The haunting pounding of drums echoed across the mountainous expanse as a solitary figure pranced through the snow. Snow crunched beneath the pips and paps of the wooly warrior’s nubby limbs. Cellos, violins, and a haunting incoherent chorus accompanied the lonesome, stoic, and snuggly soft sheep’s triumphant ascent. Wind wailing around him, flakes of snow and shards of ice bapping against his figure, the Mareep waddled ever onwards as the ambient background music rose to a fever pitch in tenor and volume.

DOVAHSHEEP. DOVAHSHEEP. SO-SO-SO-SO-SOMETHING!

As the Reep neared the summit the roiling grey clouds spread out across the sky began to dissipate. Spears of sunlight pierced through their fluffy puffy forms and a blinding radiance basked the snow-capped peaks. Resting a nubby limb atop an ice slicked jut of rock the Pokemon of legend tilted his head back. Helmet pressing down against his wooly back, the Mareep rocked his head side to side. With a tunk his leather headgear slipped comfortably atop his stripey conical horns. Clearing his throat the wooly warrior raised his snoot to the sky to let loose a bellowing bleat. The land itself trembled before his Mareep-y might.

FUUUS RO BAHHHHH!