What's your real name?
In real life, most of my friends call me Nisse (which is short for Niels), so let's just stick to that, shall we?

How tall are you?
I am 181cm tall. (That's about 5'11" for all of you who haven't gone metric yet.)

What's your natural hair colour?
Brown.

What's your eye colour?
Blue.

What's your orientation?
Homosexual.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Lone ranger at the moment.

What do you do in your spare time?
I spend a lot of time learning obscure languages... I'm currently balls deep in Estonian (which is a sentence I never thought I'd find myself saying.)

What's your job or occupation?
I'm a translator. Hence the linguistic nerditude.

What do you like about yourself?
I'm pretty curious, and I think that's a good quality. And I'm pretty loyal unless you give me a damn good reason not to be.

What do you dislike about yourself?
Oh boy. Best not to go there.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
So I just asked one and she said it was that I sounded Swedish. So... that.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Atheist.

Do you drink?
Yup.

Do you smoke?
Only while drinking. And I'm trying to stop.

What are your major fears?
Spiders, holy hell.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I'd like to have a book published? That'd be totally tubular.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yessiree.

Who's your best buddy?
Her name is Hilda and we speak a lot of Swedish together, among other things. :) Hon är en av de grymmaste människorna jag någonsin har träffat.

What's your favourite dish?
Fajitas. Hands down.

What's your favourite drink?
Long Island Iced Tea.

What's your favourite colour?
Blue.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Invisibility. Shit be cray.

What's your favourite movie?
«Amélie» or «Good Bye Lenin!»

What's your least favourite food?
Hmm... brown cheese? It's a Norwegian thing. It's fucking rank.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Probably fajitas, 'cause they're my favourite. Though I've not really given it a whole load of thought.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't drive. I don't even have a provisional license. Heh.

What is your most disliked bug?
Spiders. If they count.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I really hate rude people. :/

What do you dislike in life?
Ignorance? I suppose that's pretty generic.