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Bubbles of Utter Sorrow by PlayPossum

Bubbles of Utter Sorrow

PlayPossum

Have you ever paid attention to how people pay no attention, ever? Does the notion that folks will simply go through a wall of text uncaringly make you caring enough to go through an actual wall? Of your living room? Or even through uncaring folks? With your fist? Well, you're not alone. Yet. Unfortunately, for you! But don't let those feelings get to you now, stay with me for a while, I guess I'll just write in some more to make this paragraph a bit thicker, as this is the whole point of the conversation. I'm out of clever sentences, but it's not like anyone here is reading it anyway. Right? Well, I know for sure the ones who are indeed around this line would be easily pickable from a crowd because they would include their favorite juice flavor in the comment section. Simple as that! I may also ask a fake request by the end of this text, in order to trick a few speedy gonzaleses. This comic came out of a mass-conversation in a Journal and is one hundred percent based on half a hundred percent facts. There, Whisperclaw damned you, the people who are currently skipping this wall of text, because of your short attention span. So this little scene sprouted in my head, dramatizing the whole thing. I do believe I've captured the fish's spirit (the remainders of it, I mean) quite well. Being a pet is tough! Luckily, it will all be forgotten in a few seconds, according to dubious fish funfacts. It's been a while since I've last drawn in Paint, it's always great fun. No aiming for perfection with pretty brushes, just the good old "telling a story". Well, I think I'm satisfied enough by the length of this, I'll call this a day. If you've read through all of this, would you rather kiss an angry cat or a sleeping shark?

Whisper the wolfcat belongs to  whisperclaw

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    I like cow juice, freshly squeezed. I would only kiss the shark if it was sleeping off a hefty shot of heroin. Angry cats are used to strip wooden furniture to be refinished or painted. Don't make your goldfish cry, it's bowl will overflow from the tears and leave a ring on the coffee table because the bowl isn't on a coaster, in violation of mom's rule of having coasters for all drinks. As a joke, put a tiny umbrella, a wedge of lemon and a straw in the fishbowl to see if it scares your goldfish with the implications. If that doesn't work, put on a lobster bib, then place a fork and a jar of tartar sauce next to the fishbowl. Leave the room for an hour, then come back to see if the goldfish is still there. If it's still there, you have one of the world's most clueless goldfish. Whisperclaw has nice boobs, she'll be popular on a Mars mission. I am pretty sure, but not 100% sure, that Whisperclaw has lost her rent deposit, but she has a nice, new window to look out of. She may have problems finding a bug-screen that will keep the mosquitoes out so that she doesn't get malaria or West Nile virus, which may kill her, causing those lovely boobs to go to waste, not to mention some heartbroken, bored astronauts that won't have any boobs to play with on the way to mars. My pinky finger hurts.

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      I guess Whisper is only around FA, so don't worry about any extra fingers hurting or missing! You sure went out of your way to provide us such detailed forecasting; should you own a decent rack yourself, maybe you could even make it to the telly. And, of course, they only demand you have the index, pinkies are optional. Unless you intend being Weather Girl in Hawaii, in which case you'd have to wiggle your hand with both the thumb and the pinky while announcing rain. Sometimes solely composed of sulfur and other exotic types of water Speaking of which, what would you call a fish who swims in liquid gold? Apart from dead.

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        I would call that fish Crispy.