Alternate Title: Space Boyfriend
I'm pretty sure if Turians are actually out there and make contact while I'm still alive, I will dump whatever Beau I have at the time to try and snag me one. But my Shepard totally got herself a turian of her own and I am jealous because Garrus is amazing.
Albeit partially because Shepard kind of ruins the poor guys life, considering the fact Garrus was kind of an impressionable little thing in 1, looking up to you to put his life on track and if you were Sesstri Shepard you told him to solve his problems by shooting them.
Then he took a missile to the face.