hey what the haps? i'm OZZA : northern menace, certified TRASHCAT

i draw mobsters from the homestuck intermission mostly and sometimes animal people and other junk on the side

i'm not so reliable at updating these art sites but i'm pretty active on tumblr!
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so i guess this'd serve as a kinda intro post seeing as i've seen it around a lot?

What's your real name?
Ade

How tall are you?
5'4.....

What's your natural hair color?
light brown i guess. i haven't seen it without at least some bleach still in there for a while, honestly

What's your eye color?
brown

What's your orientation?
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Are you single, taken or undecided?
oh, single

What do you do in your spare time?
stare mindlessly at tumblr, for the most part. i watch anime and complain about it a lot and sometimes there's drawing... i'm trying to get back into playing video games when i feel like it

What's your job or occupation?
i'm an office monkey at a solicitors!

What do you like about yourself?
i'm a pretty positive person, i believe v strongly in the power of positive thinking. i like my teeth.

What do you dislike about yourself?
the fact i look younger than i am, mostly bc people feel the need to comment on it so much... mmm and i guess my odd mood flares. i'm normally pretty relaxed but certain things like being in a rush for something or having people tell you stuff you blatantly already know as if you're thick riles me up a lot more than it should.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
my size i guess?? i've met friends from online before and they're been surprised by how short i am

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
nah

Do you drink?
sure, sometimes.

Do you smoke?
nop

What are your major fears?
being left all alone forever would be kinda suck. spiders. germs. oh, anything that just looks unsafe gives me final destination style premonitions uhhhhh

Do you have any dreams or goals?
dreams, not really. just being happy and content is dream enough for me. oh and i'd like to own a cat called percy. that'd be sweeeeet.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
crushes, sure

Who's your best buddy?
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What's your favorite dish?
i love salmon sushi... salmon is just AHHH. and mcdonalds quarter pounders :9

What's your favorite drink?
i'm obsessed with that ice tea flavour monster rehab. and i love the kind of watered down coke with lots of ice in you get at fastfood places

What's your favorite color?
grey / blue

If you had a super power, what would it be?
ohhh super healing powers. i could have a lot of fun with that.

What's your favorite movie?
oh man i love movies hhhhh... Severance is probably my favourite movie, even though its not actually THAT great lmao
but i love the great escape, withnail & i, reservoir dogs, jurassic park, the original version of the wicker man, the commitments...

What's your least favorite food?
anything even the tiniest bit spicy. can't even touch it. chuck it away.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
i'll take from my other answer and have salmon sushi, a burg, and then a big olddd fuckin cheesecake.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
i've actually never had even a driving lesson my whole life

What is your most disliked bug?
wasps are dicks and millipedes weird me out... but spiders. goddamn how i hate spiders. i know they're not "bugs" technically but arrggghhh

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
anything to do with making mess or not leaving stuff as it was is sooo wanky

What do you dislike in life?
all the usual stuff i guess that is generally considered awful. but people who shit on other folk for liking perfectly harmless stuff just cos they don't like is beyond obnoxious just like god, get over yourself and stop giving a shit what's the matter with you. giant stinky baby person.

What do you love in life?
a lot of doofy stuff. but i'll just answer: cute people, good tunes & cool likeminded folk to talk with