I'm just rocketing down the highway at 75, well within the ridiculous speed limit of 90mph.

There's a twister in the distance. It's... oddly colored. I've never heard of red storms before, but shit, here one was.

A bottle of iced tea shot right from the twister into the open back seat of my car, landing unbelievably safely on the plush bear I kept in the car for fun. Believe it or not, the tea was closed up tight! No leakage or anything - the bear really had saved my car from any possible damage, AND managed to snag me a free drink! I kept on driving, knowing the twister wouldn't last much longer by this point. I had my free iced tea and I was ready to tackle the world.

I legitimately fucking love this one.