feat. elub

"WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?!"

Mushrooms everywhere! Joan was angry at her roommate. He'd spilled a ton of portobello mushrooms everywhere!

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Giant bugs are in the fridge!"

"That's no excuse. Go pick up a pizza while I clean these things up. Or chicken. I don't care."

She was shaken because these mushrooms were exceedingly rare anymore. Oftentimes they'd get random fungi sprouting in their lawn, but portobellos? Hardly anybody cared for them anymore.

What the fuck? It's... actually coherent. I think I just divided by zero or some overdone impossible crap

Drew this up for elub on a whim, my first "good" drawing depending on your definition of good