Never be pissed-off again! Let someone else do all the hating for you! That's what developers had in mind while creating its newest addition to the Apple line: the Apple iHate!

Hahahaha, my bro, Mike (on the left, in this pic), was riding shotgun on the way to Maple Ridge and we were freaking about the traffic, screaming things like, "Fuck I hate idiots who pull into the passing lane and drive the same speed as the person beside them!" "Fuck I hate shitheads driving gas-guzzling SUVs and live in the motherfucking city!" "Fuck I hate cities!"

Then Mike up and said, "I hate." Sweet and simple. No need to explain exactly what it is you hate at that moment; the subject is implied, the meaning is obvious. "I hate." XD That's seriously, all we say now. When we're together, it's never, "I hate when it rains while I wanna go for a hike;" it's just, "I hate." No, "I hate it when I run out of beer;" just, "I hate!"

So then I decided to take it a step further. I created the iHate. An all-around, all-purpose, all-the-time hate-machine that does nothing but just that: hate. It runs on beer and you never have to tune it up... it tunes YOU up... for FREE... <.=.<;

You know you're starting to age in life when you begin to hate everything.

XD