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First Look at a Jet Pilot by moyomongoose

First Look at a Jet Pilot

moyomongoose

Nico and Pancho had never seen a jet pilot before.

"LOOK WHAT'S FLYING THAT PLANE!" shouted Pancho. "IT HAS A SHELL FOR A HEAD!".

"AND IT'S GOT AN ORANGE BODY WITH GREY PAWS!", shouted Nico.

"AND IT'S GOT BIG SHINEY BUG EYES AND AN ELEPHANT NOSE!", shouted Pancho.

"AND IT'S GOT ONLY ONE EAR! AND IT'S SQUARE, WITH A STICK STUCK IN IT!, shouted Nico.

"Where are the animal noises on this frequincy coming from?", everyone aboard the cruiser heard come over the radio.

Nico, Pancho and the family heard jet pilots acknoledge they heard the animal noises also, but they did not know where it came from.

"Yuldve preese", Jemu said, which is Niyon for, "Watch this". Then Jemu radioed in English, "Base to all all aircraft units. Return to base imeadiatly. Over".

"Did we hear you correctly, Sir? Return to Base? Over.", came in on the cruiser's radio as Kassa, the rest of the family, Nico and Pancho busted out laughing.

"Base to units. I did not give that order. And I don't know where it came from. Over", came in on the radio.

Jemu radioed, "Base to units. I chanced my mind. All pilots report to Base. Now. Over", as everyone aboard the cruiser really got to laughing.

"This is Base! Where's all that laughing coming from?!" came over the radio as everyone laughed even harder.

"17-C to base. What do you want us to do Sir. Over".

"I don't know", Jemu radioed as he was laughing.

"Base to units. That was not me. We seem to have interference.....IF UNAUTHORIZED PERSONS ARE ON THIS FREQUINCY, THEY BETTER GET OFF NOW!", the control tower officer radioed.

Everyone aboard the cruiser was really having fun about now.

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