Kage had a surprise stream!
If these are less amusing than usual, it's my fault, and the bottom hints at why. For the last few weeks I have been dealing with a bout of insomnia, averaging about 3 hours of sleep per night with occasional evening crash-nap when my body realizes "actually, 3 hours isn't enough. woops." when I found out (slightly in advance) that there was going to be a stream, I knew if I didn't brute-force some sleep beforehand, I'd never make it through. so that is what I did.
had fun with the "red phone" idea at least! just forgive me for any mistakes or unfunnies; I am very sleep deprived. @_@