Hitting that irritating wall in hour 47 of your shift? Coffee just not touching the fatigue any more? SPEED COFFEE is what you need!!

With a unique blend of powerful amphetamines and with real* coffee flavour, SPEED COFFEE is the ideal tool for anyone for who thinks sleep is for the weak!

No preparation is required – just rip the foil lid, pull the tab and SPEED COFFEE is heated and ready in under a minute, guaranteed.**

SPEED COFFEE!! SPEED COFFEE!! SPEED COFFEE!!!

*not real

** burns from self-heating device not covered by guarantee