RH0987 and Distantmemories Bulls**t randomness
By: Roninhunt0987

XD just random bullshit between mine and Rin's ocs here and some cameos of course.. XD enjoy hehe

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Harry: -poking Melody-

Melody: -bites Harry and doesn't let go- Rawr

Harry: >< OW LEGO!!!

Melody: :3 nope... rawr

Darius: Melody lunch time!

Melody: X3 k -lets go of harry and heads on over-

Harry: -sees she drew blood a lil- .w. oof

Darius: Dug your grave bruh

Harry: .w. bite me

Darius: -bites his arm-

Harry: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Darius: taste like shet

-insert random laugh track-

Harry: =w= not funneh

Darius: mew

Harry: .w. oi -sees that he lost a lot of blood from his arm- aw crap -ded- X_x

Darius:...Misha call an ambulance!

Misha: -does so-

-moments later-

Harry: -gets defibulated and etc- GGGAAAHH!!! -dizzy as he is awake- owch

Darius: welcome to hell

Harry: .w. wat -gets smashed by a Piano- OW!! WHOS IDEA WAS THIS!!!

Darius: I dunno

Melody: -blinks twice-

Misha: :3

Kit Prower: :?

Darius: -Pats them-

all 3: -purrs-

Darius: kids, what do cars do at the disco?

All 3: -thinks a lil-

Darius:...bra-

Fire: brake dance!

All 3: X3 hehehe

Harry: .w. what the f**k seriously??

Captain America: -comes out of nowhere and hits harry with his shield- >< LANGUAGE!!!!

Harry: -dizzy- owch

Fire: oh my chaos it's big bubble ass

Darius: -put earphones on the kids-

all 3: =3

Harry: =w= no you dumb f**k thats captain america -gets hit from Captain America's shield- OW!!

Captain America: .w. i'll keep doing that if ya swear again

Darius: you're gonna die

Harry: .w. wot

Deadpool: -shot Harry in the head- XD BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

Harry: X_x

Deadpool: XD hey folks don't mind me just your local neighborhood deadpool shooting morons in the head -picks up Harry's corpse- :3 like this idiot

Harry: X-x

Deadpool: :3 so yea -throws harry's corpse away and walks off- .w. bye

-30 minutes later-

Harry: -respawns-

Misha and Kit Prower: -furrified in their room and sees Harry- .w.

Harry: wut??

Misha: -uses her wind powers to blow harry out the open window-

Harry: -gets blown out the open window- AHHHH!!! -lands on Darius's tail- ow

Darius: -throws him off-

Harry: OWCH!!!

Jar of dirt: -next to harry-

Harry: -has a jar of dirt- XD I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT I GOT A JAR OF DIRT AND GUESS WHATS INSIDE IT!!!

Captain Jack Sparrow: -comes out of nowhere and Mugs Harry- :3 my jar of dirt -runs-

Harry: O_o what the f**k??

Darius: you're an idiot

Harry: .w. if i am an idiot i would be ran over by a train

Melody: XD I LIKE TRAINS!!

Harry: O_O NO NO NO NO WAIT- -gets a train smashed on top of him- ow.. i hate mondays

Melody: -blinks twice- its wednesday

Harry: >< WHATEVER!!!

Scene: -blacks out doing a small fart noise-

TFS Nappa: :3 the end

-XD END XD-