Many moons have passed. The two monstrous like-likes that were formerly Link and Zelda now live happily, simply, and have even started a family. All that remained of Link and Zelda's former lives are the Master Sword and Sheika Slate. Forever forgotten, these objects are no longer any use to them as they will never again comprehend such concepts.
Part 3: [This is Part 3.]
Posted first on Twitter, a sequel commissioned by DustinLaughlin1:
https://twitter.com/Mewscaper/status/1618016493731713024
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