Crowds of millennials, children, and nostalgic thirty-somethings collide. Their faces droop towards smartphones that could reheat a frozen pizza. Some fall from cliffs like fictional lemmings, some drive into stationary objects. Some just lose weight.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Oh, it's a Pokémon thing. Got it.
(And yeah, I know the dog-rental story was a hoax, but damn… it was just too good a visual to pass up.)