Commissioned by Dayken
Alternate titles I'd considered:
Booty and the Beach
Beach Body And a Half
I Ate the Beach Boys
Put the Harpoon Down, That's Not a Wailmer
Excessive Tides
No One Else Is Getting a Tan Today
Fat-bottomed Lucarios, You Make the Rockin' World Go 'Round
All meant in good humor, of course.
Marked mature for those technically bare lovely Lucario lumps.
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moonveildragon
I lost it at "I Ate the Beach Boys"
good lard