"The thing people forget about wolves," dragonsteve stated as he strode ponderously (he purposefully avoided waddling when he could) into the construction site where his new office would be, "is that they're more than just cold, calculating predators. A wolf is unfailingly loyal, for one ... and very much knows the value of teamwork." He held up a sheaf of documents, held together by the corpse of a once-famous digital office assistant. "And now that I've acquired your company, that means you're part of my team -- part of my pack, as it were."

His hand came to rest on the side of his swollen stomach as the pups within started to squirm. "And trust me when I say this: the members of my pack never go hungry."