I'm still too lazy to fill this in so have some quotes.

"If you're offended by any word, in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child."
--Doug Stanhope

"Life isn't about living your dreams--it's about soaking those dreams in bourbon and wine, so that all the pretty pictures just smear together in a puddle of nothingness and you forget what you ever wanted in the first place."
--Nina Van Horn

Also, if you like gore, bad poetry, depressing prose, and other such angst-riddled nonsense, follow my alt EndlessLaughter.

HOLY FUCKING SHITSICLES A LA MODE I ACTUALLY FINISHED A FUCKING DRAWING

AND IT WAS ONE I VOLUNTEERED TO DO FOR SOMEONE TOO

PayPal only, sorry. Pay half up-front and the other half upon approving a rough sketch.