Character for a really off the wall D&D-esque campaign that everbound, Wes and I may or may not be doing sometime in the near/distant future.

He is Geoff.

Geoff the god of biscuits.

He's British and awkward and lame and precious.

Common phrases are:

"Fuck!"

"[Insert thing here] is the tits!"

"Can we/you not?"

Geoff, art © LittleZombieBites