Plucked from my personal list of things I've yelled at a friend across a crowded room; anthro!Littlerock's greeting to... hmm, somebody. Some shite dwiddling mutterfechker.
I've got one friend in particular that I try to greet differently every time we see each other, and he does the same. It's like a mutual greeting swearing contest. IIrc, I called him a shitfaced buttnuget last time we talked, I'll be nicking yours for next week ; >
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Proper Greeting: Hello.
Improper (but hilarious) Greeting: 'Sup cunt bucket.