One day, NERV was looking for a new pilot for their latest Evangelion. They found me, playing in a sandbox at the playground, and offered me candy if I became their new pilot, since children are the only ones who can pilot the EVAs. They gave me a special Plugsuit that didn't have any pants, since I love just romping around in my diaper. However, inside the entry plug itself, I had a problem with the LCL. For those who don't know, LCL is a liquid that fills the entry plug for some complicated reason. The keyword is “Liquid”, which diapers are known to absorb, which is exactly what mine did. When it bloated, I was unable to reach the controls. So they took me out and put me in a non-absorbent Swim diaper. And that is how I became the Pilot of an Evangelion, or Evang-Leon as I like to call it. Suck it other pilots! I'm way cuter than any of you!

I love Neon genesis Evangelion. I was skeptical about it at first, but then I saw it's epic fight scenes. You never see this kind of stuff in the Gundam series. It makes great music videos, which is why I can't wait for the next Rebuild of Evangelion movie to come out.