Parker: I asked Leon if I could narrate my journey though this challenge. So my next destination after that Bloody Breeze Harbor was Scorch, a place I was not looking forward to visiting. It was freaking hot, just like that damn Skelos Badland. SO anyway, I had to help this stupid human girl rescue her even stupider brother from these Arabian douchebags. I did and then he wanted me to stop this other guy from stealing their flags. I had a hard time dealing with him because I had to play this stupid game with him that I kept failing at. So I just said “Screw it” and blasted him with a Spartan laser a nearby crashed pelican had. I was still in a bad mood, as I got at least a pound of sand in my diaper and a heat rash from earlier. Sparx took that Flag thief’s loincloth, washed it off, and changed me into it to help save the dwindling grass diaper supplies. I wasn't wearing it for long, as I instantly used it the second he put it on.