Parker wanted to make it up to the evil birds that attacked Zephyr, mainly because he wanted their Talisman and other collectables. Parker had to do battle with many enemies that shot water, something he knew that did not go well with diapers. He got lucky and managed to avoid their projectile water attacks for most of the level, until later. When he lit a fire on the floating ship, he heard the clanking of a bucket. He turned to the north, ready to strike it down, but hark! It came from the south! Taking aim with it's spit, it targeted his super poofy bum and shot a long stream of water at it. Parker yelped as it hit his diaper, which absorbed it all and sagged heavily. Parker clenched his fist as the thing laughed at him. He chased it down, his saggy diaper swinging between his legs, and burnt it to a crisp with his fire rapier, then he wiped up it's remains with his diaper and tossed it into the lava, as Sparx got yet another diaper.