Based on something I did in Saint's Row 2 (Best Sandbox game ever). One day, I was flying a plane. I know, “how the hell did I get a plane in the first place”? Just ignore that, the point is, I saw this here post sticking out of the ground. I thought it would be cool to slice it in half with my plane's wing. I flew close to it and it almost worked, except my wing didn't slice it off, it sliced my wing off. I flew back up and spun around uncontrollably. I hit the eject button and I shot out. Then I realized something, I forgot my parachute. Seeing no alternative, I took off my wet diaper and used it as a Parachute. I covered my privates with my legs, blushing as my indigo colored bum slowly drifted towards the ground.