Remember that sentient blank diaper I put on a while back? This is what happened. I walked out of my room, confused with what just happened, when suddenly, the diaper bloated. It got so big, my legs weren't able to touch the ground. And then, the diaper expanded past my tail and the tail hole sealed itself. I suddenly got the disturbing impression that the diaper was eating me. I screamed at the top of my lungs for Parker. He came up and was horrified by what he saw. He ran back downstairs and came back up with a diaper bag, and a chainsaw. You probably know what he did with that.