Link, the main character in Legend of Zelda, has a bad habit of constantly losing things. This hit it's max level in Legend of Zelda Oracle of Ages. After swimming for a mile, Link washes up on shore and these cute (at least in sprite form) Tokays come by and nick all his stuff. It's understandable, since Link was probably too tired to fight, but why the hell didn't he just pick up a big rock and cave those bastards heads' in? He has to go all over the island and talk to them to get his stuff back. One greedy bastard refuses to give you your stuff back until you bring him scent seeds. I would break his face in with a rock the most.

This is what would happen if a Tokay took Parker's diaper.