As some may know, bacon trees are rare and hardly seen by others, for they are a bellow ground species of tree we owlgons cultivate and tend to...or so I thought until today.
I was on a morning glide when I happened upon this delightful little sight, a bacon tree with strips billowing in the wind. I was at once most curious as to how this tree could grow above ground and in direct sunlight...that's not natural at all!
Anyway, I perched upon a branch, and was assaulted by the richest smelling bacon I'd ever come across. The stuff was almost buttery. "Oh! And what's this?" I exclaimed as I realized they were all crispy and ripe! Not a one of my trees ever was in full bloom. Not even Bloomberg, and that tree had a lotta ripe bacon.
I settled down on a branch and began to munch, finding myself purring in pleasure at the sweet and salty tastes I tasted. I started taking pawful after pawful and shoving them in my maw, gobbling down the crispy strips in a act of gluttonous greed.
So much so, that I began to gain a fair amount of girth. I dined for about an hour before I felt full...and of course by that time my belly was rounded out and ready to pop, or so it seemed.
I sighed and patted my gut, feeling how full it truly was, and drummed upon it with a wide smile on my face. I gave a mighty belch that shook the nearby branches, which made me giggle and contemplate how exactly this tree grew, and how did it make such good-
"Huh?" I said, startled at the sound. I looked around for the source, but found nothing in sight.
My eyes went wide that time, as my mind realized quite quickly what that sound was...
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