This is one of those little sequences that I doodled for giggles a few years ago, and realized it wouldn't really flow as a comic or anything. So, I present... doodles with captions. In real life, I think I either went ahead and sat in my bathroom stall twitching angrily, or just left the restroom altogether...but that would made for less fun doodles chuckles
...Have I mentioned how much I dislike the 'child worship' in our culture? I have a maternal dream of being a mom myself one day, but I get sooo sick of people cooing over how children are all automatically precious or innocent. They're not. They're just people, and in the first few years of life, we're all screechy, horrible selfish poop-monsters. Some babies become sweet, adorable children while others remain screechy, smelly turd-goblins...yuck. Damn, I'm hungry. I want pizza rolls...
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snerks...then giggles insanely, having thought eerily similar things MANY times ^.^