Rhodesian Sax has the BEST birthday feast-ivities!
Jealous?! Maybe you should've wished for an endless roast-turkey bacchanal the last time you blew out the candles on your cake.
Just don't let the Pyro from TF2 light them. He can be ... overzealous.
(image by me; Drake belongs to Rhodesian Sax; Pyro, Mann Co. and background from TF2 by Valve)